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Microsoft Xbox 360 Slim Kinect Faults (it cant see!)
17/07/10
Microsoft to Women: “Take Off Your Skirts!”
Only been around 1 day officially in the UK, so I guess this issue comes from overseas, apprantly this all new awe inspiring, money taking peice of plastic cant see thru skirts or baggy cloths therefore woman, wiggers, people who think there part of a ethic group and can't dress themselves & gangbangers cannot use it correctly. Wonder if a Apple like fix involving questionable software patches and bits of rubber will appear...
Behold the XWii add on bar thingy known as Kinect :
"Microsoft’s upcoming motion controller Kinect has become the subject of ridicule for its inability to track the legs of people wearing skirts.Those playing pre-release versions report beskirted women were unable to have their legs recognised."
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="text-align: left;">Similar warnings about baggy clothing have also been circulating – it appears certain fashions simply have no place in the future of gaming.
Kinect has been confirmed by players as requiring wide open spaces of the sort only guaranteed in cavernous American homes, as being dependent on players remaining standing up for many games, and as being only able to actively track a few players at a time – although spectacular when working properly, just how much it can be relied upon to do this is a matter of some concern.
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